EVERYTHING HURTS STICKER

2.5" x 2.5" Everything sucks. Everything hurts. But sure — thumbs up, keep going. This sticker is pure sarcasm: a skull grinning through the pain with a bony thumbs-up that says “it’s fine” when nothing is fine. Printed on tough, weatherproof vinyl, it won’t quit — even if your body already has. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, or helmet and let the world know you’re running on fumes and dark humor.

Sticker made by Squatchy out of California.